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Marital Status

A rather important form that I was working on issued me the following challenge:

Parent's [sic] current marital status

Uhhhhhh...the one I need is

Married, but not to each other

But why do they need to know, anyway? And really, aren't they overlooking some other important options? What about:

Never married
Can't marry in our state
Raised by cult/commune/wolves

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