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Blue Velvet Morning

On the train platform next to me this morning a woman stood digesting the New York Post for her traveling companion, a seated man who seemed to be trying to read Investor's Business Daily. "Oh my God," says she, and proceeds to relate the news of a woman discovering a severed body part in her back yard, along with the gristly details of how it got there. "Isn't that morbid?"


"Oh, look at that, just because he's an actor: 'Russell Crowe teary-eyed.'"


"Look, the new Brad Pitt. Look. Look!"

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